/*
 * The comedians' routines
 */
 
public class Routine {

    static final String[] A = {
        "Well then who's on first?",
        "I mean the fellow's name!",
        "The guy on first!",
        "The first baseman!",
        "The guy playing first!",
        "Now whaddya askin' me for?",
        "Well, I'm asking YOU who's on first!",
        "That's who's name?",
        "Well go ahead and tell me.",
        "The guy on first.",
        "The first baseman.",
        "Have you got a contract with the first baseman?",
        "Who signs the contract?",
        "When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?",
        "Who is?",
        "Who's wife?",
        "All I'm tryin' to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.",
        "I'm not askin' you who's on second.",
        "I don't know.",
        "Now, how did I get on third base?",
        "If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?",
        "Never mind first - I wanna know what's the guy's name on third.",
        "I'm not askin' you who's on second.",
        "I don't know."
    };

    static final String[] B = {
        "Yes!",
        "Who!",
        "Who!",
        "Who!",
        "Who is on first!",
        "I'm telling you Who is on first.",
        "That's the man's name.",
        "Yes.",
        "Who.",
        "Who!",
        "Who is on first!",
        "Absolutely.",
        "Well, naturally!",
        "Every dollar. Why not? The man's entitled to it.",
        "Yes. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.",
        "Yes.",
        "Oh, no - wait a minute, don't switch 'em around. What is on second base.",
        "Who is on first.",
        "He's on third - now we're not talkin' 'bout him.",
        "You mentioned his name!",
        "No - Who's playing first.",
        "No - What's on second.",
        "Who's on first.",
        "He's on third."
    };
}